Meltdown #22

[Simon]

Red is a segment
Orange is a match



RoP presents Meltdown
April 18th, 2011
Hooters Casino
Las Vegas, NV
Attendance: 850

The feed to Meltdown starts off with the image of Marty Valens walking down a row of slot machines in his blue jumpsuit when he suddenly stops and eyes Christopher O’Toole, who’s leaning up against a slot machine.

Marty: Hey, slick, aren’t you supposed to be preparing for your title match later on?

O’Toole snickers as he looks up at Valens.

O’Toole: Hey, why are you even here, mate? You don’t have a match tonight. Yer arse shouldn’t even be here.

Valens snickers at this and then smirks before running a hand over his jet black hair.

Marty: You got me there, son, you got me there. But you know why I’m here tonight in Sin City? I’m here to watch you lose your chance at the Tag Team Championships, son. That’s why I’m here.

This causes O’Toole to shake his head for a moment.

O’Toole: You know what, you fat bastard, you want to talk a big game? Let’s put your money where your mouth is. I don’t like you, you don’t like me. I think any idiot……aka Bryan Deas could see that. So why don’t we do this, in two weeks at the next Meltdown you and I tangle in that ring one more time. You and me in a Falls Count Anywhere and Everywhere match. What do ya say, Elvis? You all shook up?

Valens snickers and shakes his head.

Marty: You want to shake, rattle and roll, son? You got it. You and me on the next Meltdown. Now where’s your little whore because I got a cup of quarters and I know that she’s as cheap as they come……

With that, he rattles some coins in a paper cup that he’s got in his hands, but O’Toole lunges after him and with a high pitched shriek, Valens runs off.



TL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing two-hundred eighty pounds, "Ballistic" Bryan Deas!

"Why I Sing the Blues" by Reckless Fortune begins to play as Bryan Deas comes out from the wrestler's area in a shower of cheers. He makes a motion to the crowd and enters the ring.

AS: Ugh, he’s back again.

BD: Don’t you just love this guy, Strong? No matter what happens to him, he keeps coming back for more.

TL: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing one hundred eighty-one pounds, James Chaos.

"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park begins to play as James Chaos walks out with a smug look on his face as the crowd attempts to throw garbage at him. He gets in the ring and removes his vest.

AS: Chaos has been on a skid as of late, but I think he has what it takes to beat Deas.

BD: I think everyone has what it takes to beat Deas.

The bell rings and Deas runs at Chaos and hits him with a DDT. He picks Chaos up and places his head between his legs and brings him back for a piledriver. As Chaos grabs his head, Deas begins stomping on him. After about fifteen stomps, Klein tells Deas to back up and checks on Chaos. As Chaos begins to get up, Deas runs over and gives him a boot to the side of his face. Deas picks Chaos up, but Chaos counters and hits him with a quick punch to the sternum and then runs to the ropes, and attempts to hit Deas with a spear, but only causes Deas to fall on his rear. As Deas gets up, Chaos hits him with a huracanrana and goes onto the nearby turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope, but Deas spots him and shakes the ropes, causing Chaos to fall onto the turnbuckle, then onto the mat, grabbing his groin area. Deas picks Chaos up and then slams him down hard onto the ground, then walks to the furthest turnbuckle away from Chaos. As Chaos slowly rises to his feet, Deas charges him and goes for his Ending it All. Chaos dodges it and when Deas turns to face him, leaps up with a dropkick to Bryan. Bryan stumbles back against the ropes and then to the ringside floor. He seems to be catching his breath when Chaos takes off into the ropes, then soars between the middle and top rope with a suicide dive. Both men go down, but Chaos gets up first. He looks at Deas and when Bryan starts to get up using the guard rail around the ring, Chaos grabs him and lifts him up and then down, crotching him on it. Deas’ eyes are wide, but Chaos backs up a few steps, then charges and nails a leaping kick that catches Bryan flush on his jaw. Deas falls down, but Chaos grabs him and rolls him into the ring.

AS: Deas is getting his ass pwned here.

Chaos gets onto the apron, then climbs onto the top rope. As Bryan starts to get up, he soars off, but Deas catches him with an atomic drop that causes Chaos to stumble into the ropes while holding his groin. Deas catches him as he staggers out with a choke slam. He gets down on Chaos and hooks a leg. One…………Two…..! Chaos kicks out! Deas grabs him by the head and pulls him to his feet. He goes for a slingshot suplex on him, but Chaos slides over the top rope to the apron, then drops Deas throat first across the ropes with a hot shot. Deas falls to the mat, holding his throat as Chaos gets onto the apron, then leaps over the ropes with a leg drop across Bryan’s skull. He quickly hooks a leg on Bryan. One………Two! Bryan gets a shoulder up! Chaos pulls Deas up and whips him into a corner. He then charges in looking for a clothesline, but Deas moves out of the way. Chaos steps onto the middle rope, then onto the top one and looks for a leaping tornado DDT on Deas, but Bryan catches him and before he can drive his head to the mat, manages to flip him over for a bridging northern lights suplex. One………Two! Chaos kicks out! Deas sits up, then gets to his feet and kicks Chaos several times. He then eyes the corner and gets onto the middle rope. He then leaps off with a Ball Buster on Chaos, but James rolls out of the way. Deas holds onto his chest as he sits up and Chaos comes from out of nowhere with a shining wizard! Deas is down on his back and Chaos gets down and hooks a leg. One………Two…………! Deas kicks out!

BD: Damn, Deas managed to get out just in time.

James gets to his feet and begins to argue with Harvey Klein when Deas comes behind him and rolls him up. One……….Two! Chaos kicks out! Deas gets to his feet as does Chaos. The two begin to exchange some shots before Deas knees Chaos in the gut, then sends him shoulder first into the corner. He then backs up a few steps and charges in after him, but Chaos manages to wiggle through the ropes to the apron. Deas connects with the corner and Chaos leaps up to kick him and send him staggering back into the ring. Chaos then climbs onto the top rope and as Deas turns around, leaps off and goes for a cross body on him. Deas catches him, though and slams him to the mat with a scoop slam. As Chaos gets to his hands and knees, deas charges and nails his Ending It All punt kick to the side of Chaos’ skull. James falls over and Deas gets down and hooks a leg on him. One………………Two……………..Three!

TL: The winner of the match, BRYAN DEAS!

AS: Deas with a win and holy shit, I can’t believe I said that.

BD: So much for his loss to Linn two weeks ago in that Dog Collar Match, huh?

AS: Deas finds his winning ways for now, but where does the Ballistic One go from here? That’s the question.


We just go backstage as we see “The Real Deal” Lucas Peek getting ready to speak.

Lucas: It appears that Mr. Marvin is going to grant me my overdue title shot and he wants me to put my career on the line? Well....

Lucas pauses for a minute before speaking.

Lucas: I will gladly accept the challenge, but on one condition! And the condition is simply this....

Lucas just smiles before speaking.

Lucas: If I beat you and become the RoP Southwestern Heavyweight Champion...you will NEVER get another shot at this belt as long as I am the champ! So, Terry, you want my career....then, if I win....you won’t get another shot while I am the champ! Do you agree to those terms? I will be waiting to see if you do! See you later, champ!

We now fade back to ringside.



TL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a one on one match and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first……….he is from Bridgeport, Connecticut….Justice Blackstone!

“Innocence” hits and Justice walks out from the back to cheers. He looks around at the crowd for a few moments before he walks slowly down to the ring and rolls inside.

AS: Justice was one of the last two men in the Outlaw’s Stampede Match at Primer Anniversario. He gave it his all and went high risk at the end of the match in an attempt to oust Doucho from the match, but you know what they say. It’s called high risk for a reason.

BD: I call it stupidity. He could have played it safe and used the cage door but he insisted on getting Doucho over the top of the cage. It was dumb on his part, man.

The opening notes of “We made you” chime and we hear EMINEM ask

"Guess who, did you miss me?"

The curtain parts and El Doucho steps through wearing a black leather jacket over his usual attire there are two noticeable differences though his mask has been replaced by one with an open back held on with a mesh of black elastic bands the other is that his shirt is covered in a veritable wall of text. EDB saunters in doing an obscene half dance where he does a pelvic after each step in time with the music.

“When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you”

His manager Richard Preston follows behind as does his training partner Juan Diaz both wearing white collared jerseys with the Combat Consulting patch stitched over the left breast, Richard is carrying a flagpole. Behind them is Brüc-E sporting his new Jason hockeymask and the approved for vaginal use EDB shirt and an older black man in black jeans and a short sleeve black shirt, and what appears to be a cut man’s kit on his belt and wrist. The jeers are near deafening as Doucho struts toward the ring and garbage starts to litter the entrance ramp. Doucho pauses at ringside and spreads his arms and makes a “bring it on” gesture with both a hands as if to say “Your hatred sustains me”.

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'

As he hold this pose the camera briefly zooms in on his chest making the message on shirt legible.
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken

The rest of the entourage seems content to wait but Brüc-E snatches signs supporting some of Doucho’s opponents and makes a show of tearing them and mock wiping his ass. Doucho climbs halfway up the rings steps and pauses with one hand on the corner of the cage, he points up with one hand and says something that isn’t picked up by the camera.

“And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you”
Brüc-E takes the flagpole from Richard and unfurls the flag with the Combat Consulting Logo. He climbs the cage and lodges the flagpole in the corner above the door. Doucho smiles and removes his jacket revealing a large bull’s eye printed on the back. Juan gets a mic from the ring announcer and hands it to EDB.

“I am Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Dooooooooooooooouchooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaggoooooooooooo!

And everybody inside this ring and everybody in the locker room and everybody here from the Big Dog and Arturius Strong at ringside to the guy in the bathroom cursing himself for having to take a shit now of all times already knows how this is going to go down. Now if you’ll excuse me; I have douching to do.

AS: Talk about a man who’s on top of the world right now, Doucho will be getting a huge shot at Terry Marvin’s Southwestern Heavyweight title in July at Red, White and Bruised.

BD: Yeah, man, and his path to the title starts here tonight. He gets to show us that his win over Justice wasn’t a flux.

AS: Flux? This isn’t back to the future, Dog, though I’m sure both of these guys plan on picking up where they left off two weeks ago.

The bell rings and both men circle each other before they lock up in the middle of the ring. Doucho quickly muscles Justice into a corner, where the referee gets between them. As Doucho backs away from Justice, he hauls off and nails him with a right hand shot to his jaw. Justice holds onto his jaw for a second and Doucho takes the chance to grab him and pull him away from the corner. He quickly scoop slams him down, then backs up a few steps and drops a knee across Justice’s face. Doucho gets to his feet as Justice rolls over, holding his face. As he gets to his hands and knees, Doucho kicks him a few times, then grabs him by the hair to boos from the fans and pulls him to his feet. He nails some shots to his skull before he reels him in and goes for a vertical suplex. As soon as Justice gets in the air, he manages to twist around and fall behind Doucho. He manages to shake off the cobwebs long enough to shove Doucho forward, then leap up and nail him with a side kick to his head. The big man staggers forward, then turns around to get a dropkick from Justice. Doucho falls against the ropes and tumbles to the apron. He regains his composure rather quickly and starts to get up. As he does so, Justice starts to rush toward the ropes. Doucho dodges him and Justice raises his arms to hit the top rope with his shoulders like a spear before he bounces back into the ring.

AS: Got to love the agility of Justice at play here.

Justice gets back over to the ropes and goes to charge at Doucho, but the big man comes at him and reaches over the top rope with a clothesline that takes him down. He steps back into the ring and as Justice makes it to his feet, he knees him in the gut, then reels him into a gut wrench position and flips him over with a power bomb, but Justice rolls through and lands on his feet to the shock of everyone, which garners an “ohhhhh” from the crowd. Doucho seems a little stunned as Justice rears back and nails chop after chop to the big man’s chest before he grabs Doucho by the arm and irish whips him into a corner. Doucho connects with the corner hard and stumbles right into a drop toe hold from Justice. Doucho grabs at his face as he gets to his hands and knees. Justice, meanwhile, gets to his feet and rushes into the ropes. He comes back and nails a springboard leg drop off the second rope to the back of Doucho’s head before he rolls him over and goes for a cover. One………..Two! Doucho kicks out. Justice quickly gets up and lays in wait for Doucho to make it to his feet. When he does, Justice springs into action and leaps up looking for an enziguri but Doucho ducks. He keeps a hold of Justice’s leg and as he falls to the mat, gets him in a wheelbarrow position. He lifts Justice up and then drops him down throat first across the top rope. The crowd boos this, but as Justice turns around, Doucho clotheslines him over the ropes and to the ringside floor.

BD: Looks like things are about to spill to the outside now, chief.

Doucho follows Justice to the ringside floor and seems to be waiting for him to get up. Justice uses the ring skirting to make it to his feet. When he does, Doucho looks for a big boot, but Justice moves out of the way and Doucho’s foot slides onto the apron. He quickly pulls it back, but just as he goes to turn, Justice grabs him by the head, launches himself off of the apron with his feet and nails a tornado DDT on the floor. The crowd pops for this and starts a “Justice” chant as he gets up. He grabs Doucho by the head and pulls him to his feet before he rolls him into the ring. Justice gets onto the apron and then leaps onto the top rope and then turns around with a moonsault onto Doucho. The fans cheer as Justice hooks Doucho’s leg. One……….Two! Doucho gets a shoulder up! Justice kneels for a moment as he looks down at Doucho and shakes his head. He gets to his feet and as Doucho makes it to his knees, grabs him and pulls him the rest of the way up. He’s obviously setting up for Unyielding Resolve, but Doucho manages to wrap a leg around Justice’s, then elbow him a few times. Justice staggers back and Doucho takes the chance to grab him and nail a hip toss. Justice quickly gets back to his feet, but Doucho kicks him several times in the midsection. Justice doubles over and Doucho grabs him, then lifts him up above his head for a power bomb. The crowd “aaahs” as Doucho then charges a corner and literally tosses Justice back, shoulder and even neck first into the pads.

AS: Ouch, talk about being knocked senseless, I’d be damned if Justice even knows where he is after that.

Justice is catching his breath and getting his bearings in the corner as Doucho backs up and then charges in and nails a big splash on him. Justice stumbles out of the corner and right into an overhead release belly to belly suplex from Doucho. Justice lands on the mat hard and Doucho crawls over and pins him by hooking both of his legs. One……….Two…….! Justice kicks out! Doucho sits up and places his hands on his hips for a moment before he pulls Justice up. He immediately flips him over and goes for a Tea Bag, but Justice manages to slide out of it and roll down Doucho’s back. Doucho turns around and Justice leaps up to nail a flip kick to the skull of Doucho that draws cheers from the crowd. The big man stumbles back and then staggers right into a drop toe hold from Justice. Justice keeps a hold of his foot and gets to his feet. He lifts Doucho’s foot up, then slams his leg knee first into the mat. Doucho goes to grab at his foot, but again, Justice lifts his leg up and brings it down knee first into the canvas. The fans start cheering as Justice goes to do it a third time, but the big man manages to roll over and use his other leg to kick at Justice. Justice lets go and staggers against the ropes. Doucho starts to make it to his feet, but as he does so, Justice comes at him and chop blocks the back of his knee. Doucho falls to his good knee and gets a running knee to the skull from Justice for his troubles. Doucho falls to his back, but Justice stands over him and breathes heavily for a few moments before grabbing Doucho’s bad leg and rolling him over. He immediately locks in an ankle lock with the crowd going crazy.

BD: Man, this might be all she wrote for Doucho. His leg can’t be feeling too good right now after the way Justice has been after it the last few minutes.

Doucho tries desperately to reach for the ropes as Justice torques on his ankle. Doucho reach for the bottom rope, but as he does so, Justice drops down and grapevines his leg. Doucho screams as Justice continues to torque on his ankle, but finally with a desperate lunge, makes it to the bottom rope and gets his fingers around it. The referee gets down and literally pries Justice off of him. Justice stays on his knees for a moment, looking at Doucho and then gets to his feet. Doucho is getting up and nails Justice with some shots to the midsection. Justice staggers back, but then comes at Doucho looking for a clothesline. Doucho ducks, shoves Justice against the ropes and then rolls him up quickly and grabs a handful of Justice’s tights. One…………..Two………….Three!

TL: Here is your winner via pinfall, EL DOUCHO BAGGO!

AS: He did it! He did it! The douche got the win! He got the win!

BD: Yeah, man, who cares that he had a handful of tights. If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying hard enough.

AS: Amen to that! Justice is pissed off, but Doucho used his smarts and craftiness to pick up the win and man oh man, he’s rolling through the rankings at this point.

BD: Yo, man, here comes the champ!

Just as Doucho gets out of the ring and starts backing up the entrance aisle, he bumps into Terry Marvin. Marvin drops his Southwestern Heavyweight title belt to the floor, turns Doucho around and then in a split second, has him in a butterfly lock and takes him down with a Whiplash head first into the title. The crowd boos almost immediately at this and starts a “you suck” chant at Terry as he stands over Doucho, then reaches down to grab his title. He poses over El Doucho, raising his belt high in the air.

AS: These two will be meeting in July and it’s obvious that Marvin’s already looking forward to it.

BD: Doucho should have been looking behind himself on that one. I don’t think the big man will take this laying down. Terry may have just opened up something he’ll regret here.


Suddenly, we go behind the scenes to where we see The Renegades warming up for their match later on. Suddenly, Ace Andrews rushes from out of nowhere and begins to go at both of them with shots. He grabs Honda by the head and tosses him into several slot machines that aren’t plugged in or running for that matter. He grabs Hongo and goes to do the same, but Hongo uses his strength to reverse and send Ace face first into the side of a machine. Ace falls to his knees and Hongo grabs a hold of the slot’s arm and pulls as hard as he can until finally it snaps off. Ace starts to get to his feet and Hongo hauls off and nails him in the skull with it. Ace falls to the floor and Honda steps in now, stomping on Ace as Hongo uses the broken slot arm to choke Ace. Both Renegades stand over Ace, surveying the damage for a second before Hongo lifts him up. He looks at the motionless body and face of Ace with disgust, then grabs him, lifts him up and brings him down hard into the floor with a Hayabusa Driver. Security bursts onto the scene now and gets between them and the motionless body of Ace, but the damage seems to be done.

AS: Good god, they just took Ace out. Talk about nothing short of a fucking mugging! What happened to Japs being all about respect? Did that die out with the 80’s?

BD: Ace did go after them first, man. He brought it upon himself and now because of his foolishness, Mickey Fandango is certainly going to have to go against the odds in the main match tonight.

[Simon]

TL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a ladder match and it is for the RoP Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers. The team of Anna Vaakuna and Christopher O’Toole, The All Night Dance Party!

“Insanity” plays through the casino and the fans give a mixed reaction as O’Toole and Anna comes down the entrance aisle at an all business pace. They get to the ring and eye the titles hanging above it for a few seconds before they get up onto the apron.

AS: These two beat our champions a little over a month ago in a close match. Now they have their shot at the titles here tonight.

BD: They made the challenge for this match, didn’t they?

TL: And their opponents. They are the reigning RoP Tag Team Champions. The team of Sophie and Amber, Storm Front!

The Voice Intro of Calm Before the Storm plays. Once the music bursts into full speed, Amber and Sophie Storm walk through the curtain. Sophie stand there with her arms folded while Amber dances and plays to the crowd. They walk down the ring, Sophie stone faced, but slapping hands with the fans, and Amber taunting/having fun with the fans. Sophie slides under the bottom rope while Amber hops up on the ring apron and leans back against the ropes. She flaunts before leaning back and using the ropes to flip herself backwards in the ring.

AS: These two have been champions for a while now, but this will be their first defense and a big one may I add.

BD: I’ve got a big one for them……..

The bell rings and all four people are in the ring. After a few seconds, Anna and O’Toole jump Sophie right off the bat, but Amber quickly comes to her aid, pairing up with Anna. Amber nails some shots to her jaw before she whips her into the ropes and nails an arm drag to her. Anna gets up and Amber nails another arm drag that sends her onto the apron. Anna gets up, but Amber dropkicks her knees, sending her falling onto the floor and her face nailing the apron. From behind, O’Toole dropkicks Amber through the ropes and the floor. The crowd boos as he stands there, watching her for a second. He turns around and Sophie charges at him and looks for a clothesline. O’Toole ducks and then goes for a pele kick on her, but she catches his foot and drops him knee first into the mat. He holds his leg as he gets to his feet and she comes charging at him with a flying cross body. O’Toole rolls out of the ring, but quickly regrets his decision as Amber gets onto the apron and nails a running tumbleweed on him that knocks them both out on the floor. Sophie watches this, then turns right into a moonsault from Anna who leaps from the apron and onto the second rope. Sophie rolls to the side of the ring and Anna springs off the ropes and then nails a baseball slide dropkick on her that sends her to the floor. With everyone else in the match down, Anna makes a break for the ladder on the outside of the ring. She pulls it down and slides it into the ring. She gets in and is starting to set it up when Amber is on the apron and leaps onto the top rope and nails a missile dropkick to her back that sends Anna into the ladder. Anna staggers out and gets caught from behind with a giant german suplex from Sophie that folds her momentarily. Sophie gets up and joins Amber, but the sisters look up just as O’Toole is getting onto the apron. He leaps over the top rope, springboards into a moonsault from the second rope and catches both sisters in a double reverse DDT. This draws applause from the crowd, but he don’t waste no time soaking it up. He eyes the ladder and sets it up before he makes a break for the top of it.

AS: Here we go, the ladder’s come into the play and it’s a race to see who can grab the gold first!

O’Toole just makes it to the top when Sophie is getting up. She comes up behind him and nails some shots to his back before she grabs him in a belly to back suplex position. Anna comes up behind them and nails Sophie with several shots, trying to get her off of O’Toole. Just as she goes to drop Sophie with an electric chair, Amber comes up on the bottom and quickly grabs Anna. She flips her off the ladder with a power bomb, but everyone else in the chain tumbles down as well. The fans roar at this and start clapping as everyone aside from Amber is down. Amber surveys the bodies thrown all about the ring for a moment before she grabs the ladder, steadies it out and tries to make a break for the top of it. Just as she reaches the top, Anna has started to make it to her feet. Amber takes a few steps down the ladder and as Anna turns to face her, leaps off, wraps her legs around her head and hurricanranas her into the middle rope so that she’s leaning against it. Amber gets up and with Anna down, charges the ropes and uses her as a slide of sorts, driving her throat down into the rope. She lands on her feet, but her glee in what she just did turns around as she sees O’Toole taking advantage of her being on the outside to climb the ladder. She makes it into the ring, but Sophie is climbing the other side of the ladder as well. As O’Toole reaches the top, so does Sophie. She goes for a sunset flip power bomb, but O’Toole hangs on for dear life. He nails a knee to her jaw and then climbs to the side of the ladder, using the thing that connects both sides and helps keep it open to stand on. He suddenly lifts his leg up and nails a kick to the back of Sophie’s head that sends her falling off the ladder.

BD: Ouch, maybe she’s regretting them accepting this match now after that kick. That was stiffer than well……..

AS: Oh god, please don’t go there.

O’Toole is still standing on the side of the ladder, though it don’t last for long. Amber climbs up the ladder and nails a kick to his skull that causes him to lose his footing and get crotched on the connector. His eyes are wide and the fans are clapping as Amber grabs him by the back of the head and nails a bulldog off of the ladder on him. As she’s getting up, Anna comes in, turns her around and then lifts her up and drops her with a Stockholm Syndrome. As she gets up, Sophie comes behind her and nails a Sophie Slam on her that folds her up. The crowd roars as Sophie gets up, then quickly goes to climb up the ladder. She makes it to the top and is just getting her hand on the titles when all of a sudden, O’Toole is up. He quickly charges into the ropes and nails a springboard dropkick into the ladder that causes it to teeter. Sophie manages to steady it out, but O’Toole is right beside it now and grabs it. He shoves it forward and causes it to fall over and Sophie to get hurled from it as it crashes into the ropes. She falls to the ringside floor with nothing short of a splat. From what we can see, she don’t seem to be moving at all. With a smirk on his face, O’Toole sets up the ladder once again and starts to climb to the top. He makes it there, but just as he does, Amber leaps onto the top rope from the apron and springboards into the ring and onto the ladder like a cat. The crowd roars their approval for this and she climbs to the top. She greets O’Toole with some shots, but he responds with some of his own. After nailing him with some stiff punches, she bends him over the top of the ladder, then steps over and onto his side. He quickly grabs him from behind and brings him down a few steps before she leaps up, locks her legs around him and applies a rear naked choke. She falls back and both land onto the mat, though it seems to do nothing to lessen her grip on him. After a few moments, he finally starts tapping though she keeps the choke locked in until he finally seems to fade. She then breaks the choke and gets up, though upon doing so she realizes that Anna is halfway up the ladder.

AS: Anna’s making a run for it and you got to imagine that Amber’s feeling the pressure of Sophie being hurt on the outside now.

Amber manages to catch up with Anna just as she reaches the top of the ladder. She nails a few shots to her and Anna responds with some of her own. Amber lunges over the top of the ladder as Anna leans back, but Anna grabs her arm and catches her with a hip toss that sends her over the ladder and crashing to the mat below. Amber rolls out of the ring holding her lower back, but as she does so, Sophie slides into the ring and begins to climb up the other side. Anna can be heard saying “oh shit” as Sophie reaches the top. Again, they exchange shots, but Sophie grabs Anna by the hair and slams her face first into the top of the ladder. Anna teeters for a moment, but Sophie ends up doing what Christopher did earlier, getting on to the side of the ladder. She grabs Anna and then falls backward with a Sophie Slam off of it. The crowd pops at this as both seem to be down. O’Toole’s made it up and even though he seems groggy, he works his way over to the ladder and starts to climb it when all of a sudden, “Sink Into Me” starts to play over the sound system. The crowd instantly erupts in cheers, but O’Toole seems generally confused as he turns to see what in the hell is going on. Suddenly, the crowd becomes deafening as two men appear at the other end of the entrance aisle.

BD: What in the hell is going on?

AS: My god, that’s Jared James and Johnny Holliday. That’s The Revolution, the first team to ever hold the Tag Team Championships. What in the hell are they doing, are they back?!

The music dies off, but O’Toole is still preoccupied with them as Sophie climbs the other side of the ladder. She gets to the top and begins to reach for the belts by the time he realizes what’s happening. He goes to get after her, but Amber has a hold of his feet from below and with that, Sophie grabs the titles down, causing the bell to ring.

TL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and STILL RoP Tag Team Champions, Amber and Sophie, STORM FRONT!

BD: Score the assist to Jared and Johnny though.

AS: Storm Front retains their titles, but what in the hell are Johnny and Jared doing back here?

As if on cue, Jared points down to the ring as Sophie hands Amber a title and motions to his waist. Johnny does the same and the crowd seems to catch on, erupting with cheers at this.

BD: I think they want the titles.

AS: They never lost them when they were champions, I see their point but Storm Front has proved to be fighting champions. Jesus christ, talk about a dream match scenario!



We open to a red backdrop and Simon Sensation walking over to us with a scowl on his face.

Simon: Will Red, White and Bruised be fifteen percent better than any other wrestling pay per view this summer?

He looks up at the camera and grins a little.

Simon: Does Bryan Deas shit in the woods?

With that, we go to an image of Bryan Deas squatting against a pine tree in what appears to be a grove of trees with a Pro Wrestling Illustrated magazine in his hands. He peeps over the magazine and then clears his throat.

Deas: You don’t got any TP, do you? I’m all out…………oh well, I've got this centerfold to use at least..........it's one of me though. Shit!

With that, we go to a graphic promoting the Red, White and Bruised iPPV in July.



TL: The following contest is your main event and it is scheduled for one fall.

Hiroshi Furukawa’s “Into The Battlefield II” starts up with a simple riff and the crowds starts to boo before anyone even appears. Honda walks out first with a confident strut basking the hatred of the fans right on his heels follows the calm and collective Hongo with a japanese flag over his shoulders like a cape, who just scowls at the fans, both men do a slow bow before starting to walk down the rampway along to the beat. Honda jumps around warming up with rushes at the fans roaring at them and sticking his tongue out tauntingly while Hongo seems to ignore the fans completely holding up the flag with pride. They make it to ringside and while Hongo walks up the ring steps, steps over the top rope and lays the flag on the corner Honda takes some steps back and rushes under the bottom rope. The two men psyche each other up and slap hands as the music dies down.

TL: Introducing first, in the ring, the team of Kazuo Honda and Takeshi Hongo, The Renegades!

AS: Talk about vicious, brutal and downright nasty. That’s what these guys have been since debuting here.

BD: We saw what they did to Ace earlier, man. I don’t want to cross their path. Not only are they unbeaten in the ring, they’re hell to face out of it.

“Hello Hangover” begins to play and the fans begin to cheer as Mickey Fandango walks out from the back with the Texas Television title around his waist. He eyes the Renegades in the ring and pauses his trek to the ring for a moment. He unbuckles his title belt, then drops it to the floor as he takes off running down to the ring.

TL: And their opponent, the Texas Television Champion, Mickey Fandango!

AS: Here comes the champ and even though his partner was taken out earlier, he’s showing no fear.

BD: After what we saw two weeks ago when he won the title, I wouldn’t expect him to fear this.

The bell rings as Mickey slides into the ring and begins to throttle both Japs with shots before finally the numbers game over takes him. Honda kicks at Mickey and Hongo applies a front facelock. They get him down to his knees and Honda nails shot after shot to his lower back and kidney area as Hongo keeps the facelock applied. Finally, Honda is told by the ref to go his corner and with things under control for him and Hongo, he does. Takeshi keeps the facelock on Mickey and knees him repeatedly before he drops him with a DDT. Mickey holds onto his face and starts to get up when Hongo catches him with some kicks that rock him. Mickey stumbles back, but Hongo nails some chops to his chest and then rockets him across the ring. He catches Mickey with a snap power slam that rocks the ring and then gets to his feet and tags in Honda. Honda comes in with some kicks to Mickey, then a side headlock as Mickey gets to his feet. He quickly takes Mickey down and keeps it cinched in as Mickey battles to his knees, then his feet. He nails some shots to Honda’s side, then finally shoves him off into the ropes. Honda comes back and Mickey catches him with a rolling spine buster. Honda lands hard and holds his lower back as he gets to his feet. Mickey catches him with a side backbreaker. Honda rolls off of Mickey’s knee holding his back and Fandango gets to his feet with a smirk. He rains some stomps down on Honda, then lifts him to his knees and nails some elbow shots to his skull. He pulls him to his feet and whips the Renegade into the ropes. He catches him with a hip toss and Honda howls and grasps at his back as he reaches for the ropes. He starts to pull himself up and Fandango nails some clubbing blows to his back before straightening him out on the ropes and nailing a knife edged chop, followed by an open hand one, then a knife edged chop again. Honda howls as Fandango rears back and chops him again. This time Fandango backs up a few steps and goes to clothesline Honda over the top rope.

AS: Honda tumbles to the ringside floor and Mickey’s turned things around here.

Mickey climbs out of the ring to the floor and picks up Honda. He grabs him by the arm and goes to whip him into the ring steps, but Hongo comes from out of nowhere and clips Mickey’s right leg. Mickey tumbles to the mat and Hongo stomps down at him repeatedly before he pulls him up and sends him face first into the nearest ring post. Mickey’s skull connects with it and he crawls on his hands and knees over to the announce table as he goes to pull himself up. Honda is over to grab him by the head though. He rolls him into the ring and then climbs in after him. He kicks Mickey viciously on the chest and back before pulling him up and whipping him into his corner. He tags in Hongo, who’s back on the apron and the muscle man of the team comes in and delivers some shoulders thrusts to Mickey before he pulls him out and then lifts him up with a vertical suplex. He holds Mickey in the air for several moments and then drops him down quickly and viciously. Mickey holds his back as he goes to get up, but Hongo grabs him by his right arm and begins to kick away at his shoulder. He then carelessly pulls Mickey up and reels him right into a belly to belly side suplex. He stays on him and hooks a leg. One………..Two! Mickey gets his shoulder up! Hongo gets up and to boos starts to stomp down at Fandango before he pulls him up and places his head between his legs. He lifts him up like he’s going for a power bomb, but Mickey slides down his back and lands on his feet. Hongo turns and gets caught as Mickey nails a super kick out of desperation. Hongo collapses onto his back and Mickey takes the chance to fall on top of him and go for the cover to cheers. One……….Two! Honda is in to kick Mickey in the skull and break up the count to boos.

BD: Man, how does Mickey think he can even stand a chance on winning with both Renegades out here?

Honda pulls Mickey up to his feet and nails a swinging neck breaker on him. The crowd boos this as the referee forces Honda out of the ring and back to his corner. Hongo, meanwhile, gets up and rakes his boot across Mickey’s face several times before he picks Mickey up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a power slam on him, but Mickey rolls through, grabs Hongo by the head and spikes him down with a swinging DDT. Mickey takes the time and distance between himself and his opponents to crawl into the corner and catch his breath. He pulls himself up using the ropes, but in the meantime, Honda has come into the ring. He nails some relentless chops to Mickey’s chest before he grabs him, turns him out of the corner and snap suplexes him back first into the corner. Hongo comes over and gets on top of Mickey for a cover as Honda goes back to his corner. One…………..Two……………..NO! Mickey gets a foot on the ropes. Hongo nails some shots to Mickey’s skull before he pulls him to his knees and applies a front facelock. He drags him into the Renegades’ corner and tags in Honda. Honda comes in and nails some shots to Mickey’s rib cage area before he grabs him from behind and nails an atomic drop on him. Mickey staggers forward and Honda springs off the ropes. He catches Mickey with a flying dropkick to the back of his knees that sends him into the corner with his head resting on the middle turnbuckle pad. Honda backs up a few steps and charges the corner. He lifts himself up into a vertical position, then swings his legs down and looks to nail a kick to the back of Mickey’s head, but Mickey manages to crawl out of the ring to cheers. The fans get behind him as Mickey grabs Honda’s feet after he lands into the mat and pulls him into the ring post, crotching him. Honda screams as he holds his groin and crawls into the middle of the ring. Hongo does seem to take this too well, rushing after Mickey on the apron before he dives off, but Mickey catches him. He hoists him up like he’s going for a spine buster, then all of a sudden drops Hongo chest first into the guard rail. The fans roar their approval at the Renegades’ finally getting it taken to them. Mickey rolls into the ring and goes after Honda. He lifts him up, then kicks him in the gut and goes for a Fandango Twist, but Honda shoves him forward. Fandango turns and goes for a clothesline on Honda, which gets ducked. Honda grabs him from behind and goes for the Gaijin’s Lullaby, but Fandango reaches out and grabs at the ropes. The referee forces Honda to break his hold, though Honda seems to actually set his sights on the referee after this. He lunges at the referee, causing the man in stripes to quickly rush to the other end of the ring. Fandango catches Honda from behind, nailing a clothesline to the back of his head that sends him into the ropes and into Hongo. The referee motions for a tag but Fandango doesn’t seem to see it as he nails Honda with a Fandango Twist and gets down to pin him to a roar of cheers and a “Mickey” chant from the crowd.

BD: Fuck! Fandango’s got Honda in a bad way here!

Upon realizing the referee isn’t counting, Mickey looks up. That’s when the ref starts to explain things to him, but Mickey seems to get the scope of things when Hongo nails a running kick to the back of his head that echoes through the place. Mickey holds the back of his head as he gets to his feet, but Hongo charges him and nails a Samurai Lariat that turns him inside out. He gets down and hooks both legs on Fandango. One……………Two……………..Three!

TL: Here are your winners, Takeshi Hongo and Kazuo Honda, THE RENEGADES!

AS: Mickey fought hard and with heart but it was to no avail. What a match though, If Fandango didn’t show us why he’s got the gold here with his effort, I’ll be damned.

BD: Looks like the Renegades aren’t done. We’ve seen this before………….

AS: No, fucking hell. This is ridiculous! Fuckers!

Hongo starts to lay in some kicks to Mickey as Honda is getting up. The two begin to lay some shots into Mickey now before Honda stops the onslaught and seems to have an idea. He raises Mickey up and the two seem to be getting ready for their Vitamin K double kick when the crowd erupts with cheers as “Kashmir” begins to play. Stu-E Price runs out of the back with a steel chair in hand. He sprints down the entrance aisle and slides into the ring, causing Honda and Hongo to get the hell out of dodge. He eyes them as they go to the back, then looks at Mickey, who through his pain and fatigue looks confused.

BD: Man, what’s he doing? He has no business being out here!

AS: I think he’s out here to protect Mickey so that nothing happens to him or the Texas Television title.

As the ref hands Mickey his championship title, Stu grabs a hold of one end of it and looks down at it for a second before looking up at Mickey and exchanging some words with him.

AS: Well, folks, what a hell of a night it’s been. The hangover to Primer Anniversario was a bitch but the march to Red, White and Bruised is in full swing. Folks, we’ll see you in two weeks!