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Post by Simon on May 16, 2010 22:27:01 GMT -5
RoP presents Meltdown
May 16th, 2010
Centennial Hills Community Center YMCA
Las Vegas, NV
Attendance: 800
We just fade back to the office of one of the owners of the RoP, Kris Peek. He has some papers in his hand, just before speaking.
Kris: Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you are enjoying the show! And oh boy, do I have news for you! Right now, as we speak, one of the most popular free agents in the history of this business, has agreed to come to Meltdown, and I assure you that when he comes.....no one will see it coming! Not a....
Then, all of a sudden, the lights go out in his office.
Kris: What the hell! AGH!
We hear some common in the background.
Unknown: How dare you ignore me, you silly little bastard!
The lights come back on as we see Kris Peek just bleeding from the head, trying to get himself back together, and then, he is nails with a lead pipe, right in the head! Then, we see the person who used the pipe, and it is none other than Lucas Peek!
Lucas: This is just a lesson to you, Kris! And as far as the most popular free agent goes, well, he won't make it either, cause I will make sure that he won't make it! So, if you excuse me, I have someone to break!
As Lucas leaves the office, we go to the opening video for Meltdown!
SP: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Las Vegas, Nevada, Sin City itself. I’m Stu-E Price and this is Arturius Strong and welcome to the third ever edition of Meltdown!
AS: If you thought the last few shows were intense, you haven’t seen shit yet! Tonight, our first champion gets crowned! We’ll also see three of the four named King of the Mountain participants in action and you can’t forget, there’s a fifth person in that match too!
SP: Who will it be? We also have some great tag team action on tap as The Original Showstoppers take on The Superfans. Also, we’ll see Ronin, on the heels of a big debut win last week, take on the debuting “Old School” Terry Robinson!
AS: I don’t know if I’m looking forward to that……but we also have Stephen Saint against The Brotherhood of Darkness in a Falls Count Anywhere and Everywhere match. This match promises to be wild and uncontrollable as it can go anywhere and everywhere here in Las Vegas and the state of Nevada as a whole……hell, they may even battle their way out to Area 51 or one of the many casinos around here!
SP: I don’t know about that, but the match is going to be wild and even unfair since it’s a handicap match. Stephen don’t deserve all of this crap that he’s been getting from Simon, but there’s not much he can do about it tonight other than suck it up and push forward.
AS: We also have your favorite wrestler, Dillon D’Angelo taking on Crazy Crazy Millar. CCM has gotten into the King of the Mountain match to crown our first Southwestern Heavyweight Champ somehow and no doubt Dillon’s going to be jealous about that.
SP: Dildo can cry me a river for all I care. I hope CCM sinks him!
AS: And then in the main event, it’s being billed as a King of the Mountain preview and after what happened at the last show, I think it runs deeper than that…..though to be honest, I wouldn’t wanna run anything deep when it involves Anilya Gaian…….it’ll be her against “Big Gun” Dominic Zubrowka!
SP: Talk about a pay per view quality main event, we have that this week folks. Stay tuned, because we have all of these matches coming up, plus a lot more. Right now, let’s send it over to Traci for our opening bout.
TL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, on his way to the ring……Kyle Sanders!
The fans boo as “Star” starts to play and Kyle emerges near the entrance area and slowly stalks down to the ring before rolling in.
SP: Sanders is on an 0-2 skid. You’d think something’s got to give here tonight.
AS: With any luck it’ll be a light……which would then fall on this douche or something.
TL: And his opponent, from Centerville, Massachusetts, “The Black Diamond” Tyler Ebonson!
“Make Your Own Way” starts to play as Tyler emerges at the top of the entrance area to some cheers from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring slowly and rolls in. As he does so, Sanders attacks him to boos.
SP: Come on, now!
AS: Sanders wants to waste no little time in getting this started and who can blame him? His sorry ass is still in search of his first win here!
Sanders nails some chops as Ebonson gets up, then whips him into the ropes and nails a back body drop on him. All of a sudden, the fans pop as some commotion is going on by the guard rail. Before too long, we see someone slide into the ring with a chair. Sanders sees him and goes after him, but gets clobbered to the head with a chair shot. Ebonson gets up as well and gets nailed with the chair for his troubles. Both men are laid out and the man smirks as the fans pop a little for him.
SP: My god, that’s Ace Andrews! I recognize him from EWC!
AS: What’s he doing here?
SP: Hell if I know, but he just took out two birds in one pop here! Talk about making an impact!
With this, we see Ace smirking down at the knocked out Ebonson and Sanders for a few seconds before the scene goes to a merchandise commercial.
All of a sudden, we hear "Burn It To The Ground" by Nickelback just playing as Lucas Peek just comes to the ring with a lead pipe in hand. He then grabs a mic before speaking.
Lucas: Now, I am out here for a reason! You all heard that Kris Peek has announced that the hottest free agent in history is coming here to Meltdown, so I don't care who the fuck you are, but I am Lucas Peek, the Real Deal of Professional Wrestling! You are no different from me or anyone else! So, get your ass out here so I can kick your ass here and back!
Then, as Lucas drops the mic and gets prepared, silence is heard for a minute, and then, "Why I Sing the Blues" by Reckless Fortune plays. Everyone is on their feet, and Lucas is just shocked at who is here.
Stu: Oh my god! It's HIM!
As no mistake is made, out come "Ballistic" Bryan Deas, as he is greeted to a standing ovation! He then gets into the ring and as that quickly, Lucas leaves the ring. Then, Bryan grabs the mic before speaking.
Bryan: Well, it is good to be here at Meltdown! It is also good to be here at Ring of Pride! But what is good....I missed you ALL!
The crowd does a Deas chant as Bryan speaks again.
Bryan: Wow! I missed all of you two! Now, you see, I am here for a reason, and the reason is YOU, Lucas! You see, Mr. Peek, while you could be a potential superstar, I, sir, am a Legend! I am the only and the undefeated two time EWC World Heavyweight Champion! And what you did to Mr. Kris Peek earlier tonight...well, you just made a mistake! But, then again, I should thank you!
Lucas grabs a mic and then, speaks.
Lucas: You are thanking me for taking out Kris?
Bryan: I am, really!
Lucas: Ok, why?
Bryan: Well, you see, Lucas, just before this organization even got started, I signed a little clause away, cause I never you couldn't stand Kris! So, the clause stated that I would NEVER join this company while you were here!
Lucas: Then, get the hell out!
Bryan: Let me finish, you little bastard! The clause also stated that if any member of the RoP administration got attacked or killed, well, lets just say this, Lucas, if you didn't attack Lucas, I wouldn't be on the roster!
Lucas just looks at Bryan in a matter of disgust!
Bryan: So, congratulations, Lucas! You are now looking at the newest member of the RoP roster! But, Lucas, my mission is simple....to go back what I do best, win matches, and more importantly......rid the existance of YOU! So, with that said, have a good night, Lucas!
As "Why I Sing the Blues" by Reckless Fortune plays, Bryan leaves the ring as Lucas looks pissed as we fade back to ringside.
TL: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, on his way to the ring……“Old School” Terry Robinson!
Without music or anything, Terry walks down the entrance way to boos from the Las Vegas crowd. He climbs up the ring steps and then gets in as the fans don’t seem to like him at all.
SP: Terry Robinson is from the old school and well…….I don’t think that our fans appreciate it that much.
AS: Our fans don’t know shit, Stu. If they did, they wouldn’t be cheering for you every time you have a stand off with Dillon!
SP: Don’t get me going, douche…..
TL: And his opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee……. “The Hand of the Elders” Ronin!
Ronin walks out as “Violence Fetish” starts up to cheers from the fans, who stand to watch as he walks down to the ring with his eyes locked on Robinson his whole trek to the ring. He rolls into the ring and keeps an eye on Robinson as he backs into his corner.
AS: Ronin is one weird douche. This whole Sumerian bullshit is well…….weird.
SP: He believes in something and these fans believe in him. This should be an interesting clash of styles here.
The bell rings and Ronin and Terry stand across the ring from each other before they start to circle each other. They finally lock up and Terry gets behind Ronin with a wrist lock. He floats over with a side headlock as the fans boo. Ronin tries to get out and finally manages to whip Terry into the ropes. Terry comes back and Ronin nails a monkey flip on him. Terry starts to get up and Ronin nails some shots to his skull and then brings some kicks into the veteran’s side. He backs Terry into a corner and then whips him across the ring hard, catching him as he staggers out by running into the ropes and nailing a bull dog on him! The fans cheer as Ronin gets up, then goes to climb the turnbuckle in the corner. As he reaches the top rope, Terry makes it to his feet and falls into the ropes to crotch Ronin on the top rope!
SP: Ronin’s groin has taken quite the beating since he made his debut at the last show. Terry prides himself on his old school mentality, but the question here is how far will his old school offense get him against some like Ronin?
AS: Ronin is at the forefront of RoP as far as new, talented stars go but this is the great Terry Robinson we’re speaking about! Legend is his middle name!
Terry pulls Ronin down from the turnbuckle to boos and locks in a sleeper in the process. Ronin tries to get out of it, but seems to face rather quickly. He tries reaching for the ropes, but don’t reach them. Finally, he manages to elbow Terry repeatedly in the midsection, causing him to finally break the sleeper. Ronin springs off the ropes and nails a flying forearm to Robinson, causing him to fall to the mat. When he gets up, Ronin goes for a suplex, but Terry blocks and then nails one of his own to boos from the fans as he floats over! One……Two…….NO!
SP: Close call for the veteran, but Ronin has way too much fight left inside of him here.
AS: Terry is perhaps one of the most prolific old timers out there in the wrestling world, but imagine having to face this guy? He’s such a master of the basics….hell, he’s here because he don’t need to be flashy to be effective and he’s showing us that here!
Terry gets to his feet and drops an elbow across Ronin’s chest to boos. He smirks as he makes his to his feet and then pulls his knee pad down before charging a downed Ronin and going for a knee drop, but Ronin makes it to his feet and springs off the ropes to hit a running kick on Robinson, who’s still on his knees. Ronin lifts Terry up to his feet and sets up for a swinging neck breaker but reverses it and brings Terry down face first into the mat. He quickly rolls him over and hooks a leg! One……Two……NO!
SP: Just a two count for Ronin and Terry is certainly showing some old school resilience here!
AS: Yeah, the fans may not like Terry, but I do! I hope he fireman carries Ronin into next week!
Ronin gets up and climbs up onto the middle rope in the corner. When Terry makes it up, he leaps off, going for a sunset flip, but Terry catches him and then slams him down. He makes a cover on Ronin. One…..Two…….NO! Ronin kicks out and Terry starts to argue with the ref as he makes it up. Ronin gets up behind him and rolls him up in a small package. One……Two…..NO! Terry rolls through it and gets up. Ronin comes rushing toward him, but Terry catches him with a side headlock takedown and transitions it into a rest hold on the mat as the fans boo and start a small “you are senile” chant at him as he keeps it locked in, though Ronin battles to his knees and then gets up to his feet. He nails a few shots to Terry’s midsecion, but ends up nailing a belly to back suplex with a bridge on the veteran! One…..Two……NO!
SP: These two are going to war and whether you like Robinson’s style or not, this is quickly becoming the sleeper match of the night, Artie.
AS: It is and I’m not sure these fans are into it, but I am. This is old school, knock down, drag out wrestling at it’s best, folks.
Ronin gets to his feet and when Terry gets up, goes for a punt kick to the jaw. Terry grabs his foot and throws him backward. He pops up and nails a fireman’s carry on Ronin, followed by a reverse chinlock that draws the ire of the crowd up even more. Ronin battles to his feet again, but gets pulled into an atomic drop from Terry. With Ronin prone, Terry nails an old school DDT! One…..Two……Thr-NO! Ronin kicks out at the last second, causing the fans to pop and chant “let’s go Ronin” as Terry gets slowly to his feet, followed by Ronin. Terry pulls him in and goes for a vertical suplex, but Ronin falls behind him and nails a huge German suplex that folds the old timer in half! Terry is dazed as he goes to get up and Ronin grabs him from behind and nails an Elder’s Wrath! One……Two…….Thre-NO! The fans boo as Robinson gets a foot on the bottom rope!
SP: Holy crap, what an exchange from these two, they both hit their main moves and neither has been down for a three count yet! What a classic this is turning out to be!
AS: You can say that again! Who needs Out for Blood? These fans here in Vegas are getting a pay per view quality match right here, right now!
Ronin pulls Robinson up, but gets nailed with some shots to the midsection for his troubles. Robinson nails some wild uppercuts before booting Ronin in the midsection and hitting a hip toss. Ronin gets up and gets some chops to the chest for his troubles. Suddenly, Robinson reels him in and looks for a DDT. Ronin rolls through and goes for a clothesline, but Robinson ducks. He boots Ronin in the gut and goes for a vertical suplex, but Ronin breaks his grip on him and shoves the veteran back. He telegraphs a back body drop, but Robinson kicks him in the jaw and then goes for a running clothesline of his own. Ronin ducks and suddenly, nails another Elder’s Wrath on Terry. One…….Two…….Three!
TL: Here is your winner, RONIN!
SP: Ronin ended that in a blink of an eye, but what a match and what a debut for Robinson. He may have just taken part in an early match of the year candidate, Artie.
AS: Indeed, that was great wrestling by those two and Ronin gets the win, remaining unbeaten here in RoP but Robinson showed us all how effective his simple offense can be, I’d actually though he had it won on several occasions.
SP: Well, folks, we’ll be back after this. We have a lot more on tap, so stay tuned!
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Post by Simon on May 16, 2010 22:31:58 GMT -5
As Meltdown pauses for a short break in between matches, two stage hands emerge from the back wheeling out a monster-sized TV. As one of the stage hands check the connections the other pulls out two remote controls, aiming one at the TV it flickers into life as a blue screen slowly comes to life. Nodding to himself he turns to the other remote, pressing a couple of buttons the screen turns into a black and white screen showing a 4 and begins to countdown as the two workmen leave.
...3
...2
...1
The 20th Century Fox fanfare plays as the 1 turns into a headshot still of a smiling, confident and cocky Dillon D'Angelo which starts to move as the fanfare dies out.
Dillon: Good Evening ladies and Gentlemen. Yet again you lucky lucky people get a double helping of Dillon without anyone expecting to even pay a dime extra - hard to believe you get this much excellence right? But someone has to make sure people keep handing over your cash so that RoP can keep paying the bills. And it's wonderful to see you all sat there wearing my merchandise.
As the camera pans round the crowd, not one Dillon T-shirt is in site.
Dillon: But enough of this. Welcome people to the first ever episode of Dillon D'Angelo's Dialogue. Tonight I'm joined by a very special guest, a man you all know, without whom RoP wouldn't be the same. Please welcome Stu-E Price!!
The camera cuts away from Dillon and onto a life size cardboard cutout of Stu-E, the mouth cut open so that it can move up and down as he talks, like a South Park character. The voice sounds awfully like Dillon putting on an incredibly bad English accent.
"Stu-E": It's a real pleasure to be here, Dillon. It's long been a dream of mine to sit opposite the Greatest Wrestling talent I've ever seen. Hopefully so of your greatness will rub off on me and make me a better individual.
Dillon: Well Stu, you aren't the only one who hopes sitting here with me makes you better, your commentary stinks worse than your wrestling and I'm sure all the fans agree with me.
"Stu-E": Your right my commentary does stink, but I'm trying my hardest to learn from Arturius. Can I just say that I've done an awful lot in my career, but having the honour of meeting you, of calling your matches and sitting here right now is by far and away the highlight of my career.
Dillon: Why thank you Stu-E. Now you and I have gotten off on the wrong foot, you've said some things you don't mean and I'm sure you'll apologise to me for that. Whilst I've rightfully called you a talentless hack with all the wrestling skill of a toolbox. That you barely know a head scissors take down from a pair of scissors and think a clothesline is something you hang your laundry on.
"Stu-E": I'm so deeply sorry for all that. It's just that I'm deeply jealous of your natural talent in the ring and I wish I had one-hundredth of your talent, had I, I might have had a much more sucessful career inside the ropes than I had. I really can't apologise enough for letting my jealous cloud my judgement and letting my personal feelings colour my commentary and spoil the enjoyment of the millions of RoP fans that only ever tune into see you. I really must thank you for being the only thing worth watching on this show and bringing in all the money so that Simon can continue to give me a hugely undeserved pay cheque.
Dillon: I agree Stu-E you don't deserve your paycheque...I do...but don't worry about it, I'll talk to Simon later. Now last time out on Meltdown you cost me big time. I had the match won until you decided to come out from under your rock and interfere...
"Stu-E": I couldn't help myself. I'm such a huge fan that I just wanted to see the brilliance that is you as close as possible. I just wanted to touch you. I'm so so so so sorry that it led to you losing the match. But don't worry about it. I am personally petitioning Simon, Kris and my pitiful Twitter following into getting the decision reversed and have the match awarded to you, because you had that match won, had it been for my childlike over-enthusiasm. Can I have your autograph please?? Please?
Dillon: Why of course Stu-E.
Dillon leans over from his chair and with a magic marker signs across the entire width of his. 'To the worst wrestler and commentary I've ever met' and then underneath writes 'Your Hero - Deadly Dillon D'Angelo'
Dillon: There you go Stu. Unfortunately, thats all the time we have for now. Thanks for being here Stu-E, this was brilliant television, despite you. This has been Dillon D'Angelo's Dialogue - the best talk show you'll ever see.
"Stu-E": It's been the greatest of honours. I can die a happy man. I love you Dillon.
Dillon: Goodbye folks. I'll see you later, when I'm listening to your cheers and kicking the ass of some whacked out plumber.
As the picture freezes on his smiling face again the credits start to role... "Written by, starring, produced and directed by Dillon D'Angelo. Wardrobe kindly provided by Dillon D'Angelo. The views expressed in this production are those of Dillon D'Angelo and are therefore completely 100% correct." Before fading to black and the two stagehands return to wheel the TV backstage once more.
TL: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it will be a tag team match. Introducing first, from Clarksville, Tennessee…….Lil’ Knoxville and Xtreme Steve, The Original Showstoppers!
"Ridin' Again" begins to play and The Original Showstoppers come out standing side by side, wearing their trademark Showstopper attire. The two walk down the ramp in unison and hop onto the apron. They enter the ring and the music stops.
SP: These two have a history of teaming with each other. They’ve held titles all over, but you know what? Their opponents have a history of teaming together as well.
AS: This should be a tag match for the ages and I’m confident that both teams are front runners in the RoP Tag title race.
TL: And their opponents……..from Manitoba, Canada……Mark and Marc, The Superfans!
The fans pop big time as “Sexy Boy” starts to blast through the place and we see Marc walking out from the back in a pair of sunglasses, white pants and a jacket with shiny, almost mirror like round things on it while Mark walks out with both hands raised in the air and a black singlet with leather pants and “Big Daddy Cool” written on the front of it.
SP: What in the……….are these two dressed up as who I think they are?
Even The Shoswstoppers look confused as Mark and Marc get in the ring and Marc gets down and does an all too familiar pose as Mark stands behind him and raises his hands in the air again.
AS: We better hope that the guys up in Connecticut aren’t watching……….they’d sue our asses!
Before Mark and Marc can do anything, The Showstoppers run up from behind them and nail both from behind. Steve grabs Marc and throws him into a corner. He then takes Marc’s jacket off, wraps it around his neck and tosses him with it. Knoxville clotheslines Mark out of the ring, but the ref restores order and sends him to his corner before he can do anything else. Steve takes Marc, lifts him up and nails several chops to him before tagging in Knoxville and dropping to a knee with a gut buster on Marc. Knoxville comes off of the ropes and nails a neck breaker on him from that position and the fans boo as Steve barks some things at them before getting onto the apron.
SP: The Showstoppers aren’t all too amused by The Superfans and it shows here.
AS: Well, they’re firmly in control and if I was Marc……I’d………
SP; Stop looking at Tiffany Jane, you’re losing your train of thought and drooling all over!
Knoxville kicks Marc repeatedly in the midsection before he goes to spring off of the ropes for something, but Marc catches him with a dropkick. Knoxville falls against the ropes and Marc goes to try and tag Mark in, but Knoxville grabs his leg and pulls him into the middle of the ring before dropping an elbow onto his chest. Marc rolls over, holding his midsection and Knoxville grabs him by the foot and pulls him toward his own corner before tagging in Steve again. Knoxville sets Marc’s legs up for a head butt to the groin from the top rope by Steve, but Marc manages to get a foot free and gets it behind Knoxville to shove him into the corner, crotching Steve on the top rope. The fans pop big time as Marc gets up and dives into his corner to tag in Mark.
SP: Here we go, Big Daddy Cool is in the ring and well…..I’m not liking Knoxville and Steve’s chances.
AS:……….
SP; Are you still looking at Tiffany Jane? Why don’t you take a picture?
AS: Already did!
Mark nails Knoxville with a huge uppercut to the jaw, then whips him into the ropes and catches him flush with a big boot to the face. He turns around and Steve comes at him from the top rope and he catches him, then nails a huge fall away slam. Mark raises his hand up to the cheers of the crowd, but as Steve distracts the referee, Knoxville nails a low blow on Mark and then rolls out of the ring with raised hands, proclaiming his innocence as the fans and Marc get on his case about what he did. Steve comes up from behind and grabs Mark by the head before launching himself off of the middle rope and nailing a tornado DDT. He pins him afterward. One…….Two…….NO! Marc is in to break it up to cheers and beckons Steve to come after him. The referee makes Marc go back to his corner and while he does, Knoxville comes in without even tagging and they lift Mark up, whip him into the ropes and Steve nails a flap jack while Knoxville springs off of the ropes and nails a leg drop to the back of his head! The fans boo as Knoxville gets up and the slowly pulls Mark up to his feet while taunting Tiffany Jane at the same time.
SP: Some great, but dirty tactics from The Showstoppers and double team moves have put Mark in a bad position here.
AS: I’d like to put Tiffany in a position…….
SP; Have you no shame? Wait…….don’t answer that. I know what the answer would be, as do our fans, I’m sure.
Knoxville goes to whip Mark into the ropes, but Mark reverses and sends Knoxville into them instead and catches him on the rebound with a huge power slam. He starts to crawl to his corner to tag in Marc, but Knoxville sees it and grabs his foot. Mark gets to his feet and reaches back to grab Knoxville and throw him into the Superfans’ corner to cheers. Mark raises his boot up and chokes Knoxville in the corner as he tags in Marc. Marc comes in and charges into the Showstoppers’ corner to knock Steve off of the apron before backing up a bit and then as Mark removes his boot from Knoxville’s throat, Marc charges and nails a super kick! The fans cheer as Knoxville is out cold and Marc gets down to pin him! One……Two……NO! The fans get behind Marc as he lifts Knoxville up and nails some shots to him. He whips him against the ropes and then nails a huge flying forearm, tumbling onto the mat himself in the process!
SP: Ouch, what a landing for both of them!
AS: Wait a minute……I’ve seen this before! Wait for it, wait for it!
All of a sudden, Marc springs back up onto his feet, but Steve comes behind him and throws him shoulder first into the corner. Steve turns around just as Mark comes toward him and nails some vicious kicks to his thigh before springing off of the ropes and hitting a scissors kick to him. Mark holds the back of his head as he taps the mat with his boots. The fans boo as Steve gets up, but cheer as Marc springs into action and super kicks him over the top rope. Marc turns around and gets booted in the midsection before Knoxville lifts him up and nails his C-Ville Driver! He gets up, but Mark takes him down from behind with a legsweep before the referee tries to get order and forces him out of the ring.
SP: The ref is trying to get things going with order again and who can blame him?
AS: I can’t but both Marc and Knoxville are down!
We see Steve starting to move on the arena floor as the two men in the ring just start to move. Marc uses the ropes to hoist himself up and tags in Mark to the roar of the crowd. As Knoxville gets up, Marc nails a super kick to him, which allows Mark to catch him as he stumbles back and nails a jacknife power bomb. Marc goes over to the ropes and launches himself over and onto Steve as Mark gets down and pins Knoxville. One…..Two……Three!
TL: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, MARK AND MARC, THE SUPERFANS!
Right after the bell rings for the match, we hear a tapping noise and the fans cheer as Vegas’ own Simon Sensation makes his way back out onto the entrance ramp way. He has a smirk on his face and looks at both teams in the ring before clapping his hands several times.
Simon: Well, even though both you teams didn’t win, I think you deserve a round of applause for this effort that you four put into that match.
The crowd cheers at this and the Superfans and Showstoppers both look on, not knowing what exactly is going to happen here.
Simon: Now, I told RoP.com that I would address the situation surrounding the RoP Tag Team titles here tonight and by god, after seeing this match between you four, I feel the need to make that announcement now. So, here’s what I’m going to do. At our next super card, not this Out for Blood in two weeks, but the one afterward, we’ll be having ourselves a match for the tag titles and which two teams get into that match is up to those of you in the tag team division.
He shakes his head and holds a finger up.
Simon: Because unlike some people that run companies and hand out title shots to whomever, I don’t do that. I put a lot of value in wins and losses and I think that the first team to hold our tag titles here should be the best one that we have to offer. So, for the shows between now and the second Out for Blood, we’re going to have at least one tag match on every card and to stake a claim as to why you should be in the first ever RoP Tag Team Championship match, it’s important that you win as many tag matches as you can. Because I’ll be looking at our rankings after every show, I’ll be looking for which teams are stepping up, which teams are staying strong at the top of the division and those teams will be the ones in the title match. This isn’t a tournament…….and there is no point systems here. The way that you get the title shot is simply put……by winning your matches. So from here on out, EVERY tag match is of vital importance. From here on out, it’s key to look at and see where you are in the rankings, which will be posted after each show on our website. When it comes time for Out for Blood, the top two teams in the rankings will clash for the titles. And Superfans…….
He smirks toward the ring, where Mark and Marc are standing, looking back at him with smirks on their faces.
Simon: I hope you had some fun out there tonight, because come Out For Blood: King of the Mountain in two weeks, you two will have another tag match…….one just as important, if not more than this and your opponents? Grab some popcorn and have a seat, because their match is up next……it’ll be you versus The Brotherhood of Darkness!
SP: Holy crap, the BoD against the Superfans at Out for Blood: King of the Mountain?
AS: Apparently and it’s got title implications written all over it! Speaking of the BoD, Stu, they’re up next!
TL: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a falls count anywhere and everywhere match! Introducing first, from Hollywood, California……”The Diamond” Stephen Saint!
“California” starts to play and the fans get to their feet and pop as Saint starts to walk down from the entrance ramp and slap some hands, but all of a sudden, he gets caught with a two by four to the side of the head that sends him staggering into the guard rail!
SP: What in the hell is going on here? Saint was making his entrance and some fan hit him with a two by four?
The “fan” hops over the guard rail and reveals himself to be Jason Belmont! The fans boo as Jason holds up the two by four and swings it again, bringing it down into Saint’s bare back.
AS: It’s Jason Belmont! And look at this, here comes Taco with……..is that a fucking fish tank?!?
SP: It is and I feel bad for Saint here. He got caught off guard and with this being a handicap match, you have to believe that Simon is in the backstage area, watching this and laughing his ass off. The odds are like a mountain for Stephen here.
Taco brings a fish tank, with the help of a referee, over in the entrance way at the bottom of the small ramp way used near the curtain arena. The fans and boo and befuddled, the bell keeper officially rings the bell as Jason chokes Saint with the two by four and drags him toward the tank. He lets up and Taco takes Saint and looks to back body drop him onto the tank, but Saint scoops Taco up and then slams him backfirst into the tank, causing glass to go everywhere. Taco screams and holds a profusely bleeding back as Jason nails Saint with a few kicks and then brings him over to a golf cart and throws Saint into the back of it before he hops in and starts to drive away with the cameras following him in a dead run!
AS: Jason has Saint in the back of that cart and I don’t think they’re going for a Sunday drive, Stu!
SP: The fans are still mesmerized by Taco going through that damn fish tank, what’s next?
The cameras finally catch up with Jason as he’s stopped to lay a few good clobbering rights to the face of a dazed Saint. Finally, Jason turns out of a garage door in the back of the building and then starts to go over toward what appears to be a side road next to the building. The fans inside of the place are chanting “RoP, RoP” as all of a sudden, Jason guns the pedal of the cart toward the road with Saint in the back and then jumps out just as a blue Ford Escape comes down the road and nails the cart, tipping it over and causing Saint to scream as he gets tangled in the mess!
AS: Somebody call AAA and not the cheap lucha promotion, either. We have an accident on this side road and for the first time ever, I think we’re going to see insurance information exchanged mid match.
SP: Somebody better check on Saint, that cart is almost wedged under that escape, he’s in that mess and it don’t look good.
Jason approaches and kicks off the top of the cart before grabbing Saint, who has some scratches on his arms and shoulders out of the cart and then tosses him face first into the front of the Ford. Jason grabs Saint by the back of the hair and then leads him over to what looks like a bus stop and then throws him through the back of a clear structure around a few benches. Saint rolls onto the sidewalk as some onlookers move aside. Jason gets above him and kicks him several times before he lifts Saint up and then leads him back across the road toward the arena once again. He nails a hip toss on Saint and then gets down and pins him in the middle of the back parking lot of the building! One……Two…….NO! Saint kicks out and Jason shakes his head as the fans are going crazy inside of the arena. Taco is back in the mix of things, coming into view as Jason picks Saint up to his knees, only to get nailed in the midsection several times. Taco knees Saint in the back of the head and pulls him up.
AS: Taco’s back looks like raw hamburger but he’s back in the thick of things. He’s either a trooper or he’s dumb. Personally, I think he’s just an idiot.
SP: Maybe, but Saint is looking worse for wear here. He’s been tossed around and literally run over back there, he can’t have much left in his tank.
Jason is up and they both go to whip Saint toward a green Mustang. Saint stops why of it and Jason charges, only for Saint to lower his shoulders and back body drop Jason onto the hood of the car! Jason screams as he holds his back but before Saint can do anything, Taco charges and nails him from behind and into the car. The fans are chanting “this is awesome” as Taco nails some clubbing shots to Saint and then pulls him over to one of the trucks that bring the ring and various gear from place to place. Taco seems to be getting ready to snap suplex Saint across the tongue of the trailer, but Saint reverses and front suplexes Taco across the tongue, causing him to yelp and scream in pain!
AS: OH MY GOD! TACO MAY HAVE INTERNAL DAMAGE AFTER THAT!
SP: SAINT HAS IT WON, HE NEES TO MAKE A COVER HERE!
As Saint leans against the trailer, someone comes running up from behind and nails a running double knee lift into his back, sandwiching him between them and the trainer. Their back is turned to us, but we can hear them breath heavily before they grab Taco from the trailer tongue and pull him on top of a now collapsed Saint. One…..Two…….Three!
TL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match are TACO AND JASON BELMONT, THE BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS!
SP: The Brotherhood won, but what in the hell is going on?
AS: That move looked kind of familiar, didn’t it?
Suddenly, the camera turns and we get a good look at the man, and finally realize just who it is.
SP: THAT’S ALEXANDER MCINTYRE! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
AS: STEPHEN SAINT, IT LOOKS LIKE “YOUR TRUE KING” HAS ARRIVED!
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Post by Simon on May 16, 2010 22:35:32 GMT -5
Backstage, Devon Saturday is standing by with Simon Sensation, who looks less than pleased and non too thrilled at something.
DS: Simon, earlier tonight we saw Lucas Peek attack Kris Peek, the Director of Programming here in RoP. Can you give us an update on Kris?
Simon shakes his head and folds his arms over his chest.
Simon: Well, it is what it is, Devon. Kris was attacked and he’s not in the best of shape right now, he’s gone to a local hospital. I can’t tell you when or even if he’ll be back. But Lucas Peek is going to pay for what he did. Because I’ve had a talk with someone who was pissed beyond belief at what Lucas did and that’s why at the next show, Out for Blood: King of the Mountain, we’ll be seeing Shawna Rose against Lucas Peek and it’s not going to be a walk in the park for Lucas, I can guarantee you that much.
He smirks at Devon, who shakes his head.
DS: What about what we saw earlier? Ace Andrews making his debut here as well as Alexander McIntyre attacking Stephen Saint. There’s speculation that one of them may be the fifth man in King of the Mountain, can you confirm or deny this?
Simon seems to get a good chuckle from this.
Simon: Ace is NOT in the King of the Mountain and he’s here because I invited him here. Ace Andrews is someone that I have been in the ring with many times and I have nothing but confidence that he’ll achieve some big things here in RoP. Hell, I know that he will, Devon. And you’ll be seeing him debut in two weeks at Out for Blood. You’ll also see McIntyre at Out for Blood. Because Saint wants to wade through these challenges of mine and stick around? Well, he’s going to face his toughest challenge since RoP opened at Out for Blood. It’ll be McIntyre against Saint and I’ve spoken with McIntyre……he wants this to settle the bad blood between badly and I’m going to give the man the kind of match he wants. It’ll be Alex against Saint……in two out of three falls.
He looks at the watch around his wrist.
Simon: If you’ll excuse me, I have some important things to discuss with someone before this night is over and I guarantee you that after this…….RoP will never be the same again……
TL: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Ring of Pride Texas Television Championship! Introducing first, from parts unknown……The Last Prince!
“Call to Arms” starts to play as TLP emerges from the back to boos as he walks down to the ringside area slowly and then slides into the ring as the fans boo him once he gets to his feet and looks around.
SP: The fans aren’t on his side this week, but his last match was against Taco Belmont and he overcame the odds to get here in this title match.
AS: He did, but the question now is can the unbeaten masked man overcome the self proclaimed “first lady of RoP”?
TL: And his opponent, from Ely, Minnesota……”The Hardcore Princess” Shawna Rose!
“The Sound of Madness” starts to play as Shawna makes her way down to the ring to some cheers from the fans, who are on their feet for her as she gets into the ring, but immediately gets clobbered by TLP< who charges her right off and nails some shots to her as she goes to get in the ring.
SP: Shawna is unbeaten as well here in RoP, but something has to give here and right now Prince is wasting no time going on the offensive.
AS: Indeed and if Prince manages to let this one slip away……he really needs to start questioning his fucking manhood.
Prince drags Shawna to the middle of the ring and nails a DDT on her before rolling her over on the mat and stomping away at her. He waits for her to sit up, the brings several stiff kicks to her jaw. Shawna holds her face and crawls back toward the ropes as Prince seems to be like a predator smelling some blood. He brings some knees up into her midsection as she gets up, then sets her up for a suplex, backs up a few steps and drops her across the top rope. With her hanging there, he springs off of the ropes and nails a swinging neck breaker on her before hooking a leg. One…..! She gets a shoulder up and Prince gets on his knees, looking down at her. He shakes his head and pulls her up to her feet before reeling her in and nailing a piledriver that lays her out!
SP: One hell of a piledriver there from Prince and he’s been dominating this match so far.
AS: The crowd is quiet, he’s shut these fools up!
Prince gets to his feet, looking down at her body before turning around and going for a standing moonsault, but Shawna gets her knees up and much to the crowd’s delight, catches him in the midsection. Prince rolls off of her holding his gut and groaning as Shawna makes it to her feet. When Prince gets up, she charges at him and nails a head scissors take down. He rolls over toward the ropes. She gets up and charges toward him, but he goes to back body drop her over the ropes to the arena floor. She lands on the apron and waits for him to turn around before springing up to the top rope and jumping off at him with a missile dropkick! Prince ends up tumbling under the ropes and to the floor, himself. As he goes to make it up, Shawna springs off the ropes and then leaps over the top rope to somersault onto him, much to the delight of the crowd, who chants “RoP, RoP”.
SP: Shawna is cranking up the offense and taking Prince to school here!
AS: She is, but she needs to pin him to win that gold and become RoP’s first champion, Stu and I don’t think she has it in her!
Shawna makes it up first and pulls Prince to his feet, She nails several chops to his chest before sending him toward the steel steps at ringside! It looks like Prince is going to connect with them, but steps up onto them at the last second and then falls back on top of a charging Shawna with a moonsault! The fans pop as both hit the floor hard. The referee is outside, trying to get them to go back in the ring, but as they get up, both start nailing punches at each other with Prince getting the advantage by kneeing Shawna repeatedly in the gut. He grabs her by the short and her hair and sends her face first into the ring post nearby. He pulls her off, but only so he can drag her to the ring steps and pull her to the top of it and sets up for a cutter.
SP: Talk about a killshot, that’s exactly what this would be!
AS: It’s more like a face lift, Stu!
Prince goes for the cutter, but Shawna grabs him from behind and then steps off the steps and belly to back suplexes Prince onto the top of them with a thud. Prince screams as he rolls off of the stairs, squirming. Shawna gets onto the steps and when Prince starts to get up, holding his lower back, she leaps off and nails a hurricanrana on him. He lands with a hard thud on the floor. She gets up quickly and rolls him into the ring before getting onto the apron and then leaping over with a somersault leg drop over the top rope. She gets on Prince and hooks a leg. One…..Two…..NO! He kicks out!
SP: Prince kicks out and after what happened on the stairs, I’m not sure how he did it.
AS: Me either, but the masked marvel is still alive and Shawna looks like she may be setting up for a Princess Crown, TLP better get his ass in line!
Shawna grabs Prince as he starts to get up and sets up for her fall away slam, but Prince gets his legs lose, falls down beside her and nails an arm drag. When she gets up, he charges and nails a lariat that flips her over and seems to turn her inside out. A “let’s go Shawna, let’s go Prince” dueling chant starts up with the fans mainly behind Shawna as Prince pulls her up, goes for a belly to back suplex, then transforms it into a stand up face buster that causes Shawna to go face first into the mat. Prince stares at her coldly for a few seconds before getting onto the middle rope in the corner and nailing a moonsault on her. He rolls her over and hooks a leg. One…..Two…..NO!
SP: Shawna showing some fight here, but you have to wonder what condition Prince’s back is in after that suplex on the stairs he got.
AS: It looks fine to me, Stu. The guy’s taking names and kicking ass right now.
Prince gets up and pulls Shawna to her feet as well. He launches her into the ropes and she ducks a backfist he has aimed at her and goes for a springboard cross body off the middle rope at him, but he catches her and nails a lung blower that causes the crowd to get on it’s feet as he pins her! One…….Two…….NO! Prince looks at the referee and seems pissed off that he didn’t get the three count. Shawna comes behind him and goes for a roll up, but Prince rolls through, pulls her up and goes for a choke slam, but she rolls through with an arm drag. Prince gets to his feet as does she and he takes off toward her, only to get caught as she runs toward him with a modified swinging DDT that spikes him down! One…..Two…….NO!
SP: Some near falls here as these two are going all out, balls to the wall and laying it all on the line for the Texas Television title, Artie!
AS: What a match this is turning out to be, Stu, but would you expect anything less for the honor of becoming the first champion ever in RoP’s history?
Shawna crawls off of Prince and makes her way over to the corner. She starts climbing up, but the masked man has made it up and comes toward her. He grabs her from behind and goes for a power bomb, but she flips over in front of him and goes for a high kick. He ducks and spins her around before nailing a belly to belly suplex. The fans boo as TLP pulls her up and sets up for his Last Stand, but Shawna manages to break free and instead boots him in the midsection, turns slightly and lifts him up before slinging him back with a Princess Crown that slams him right against the middle and lower turnbuckle pads! She pulls him into the middle of the ring and pins him. One…..Two……Three!
SP: She did it! Shawna Rose is the first ever Texas Television Champion, history has been made!
TL: Here is your winner and the first ever RoP Texas Television Champion, SHAWNA ROSE!
AS: Well….wait a minute…….
Lucas Peek has emerged at the entrance area. Shawna holds her title up high with a smile on her face, but upon seeing Lucas, gets out of the ring with her title in tow and runs off after him to cheers from the fans.
SP: They may not wait until Out for Blood! We may see Lucas get what he deserves right here, right now!
The disappear out of sight into the backstage area and as they do so, the show goes to a commercial for upcoming RoP events.
TL: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, on his way to the ring…..”Deadly” Dillon D’Angelo!
“Can’t Touch This” blasts over the sound system as Dillon makes his way out to boos from the fans. He walks slowly to the ring and eyes Stu-E at the announcer’s position for several seconds before he rolls into the ring.
SP: This piss stain better not try anything this week. I’m getting sick of him and all of this crap, Artie.
AS: You two have had wars of words here on the air as well as on Twitter. This argument between you two has seemingly found it’s way into every medium possible.
TL: And his opponent, on his way to the ring…….”The Yorkshire Terror” Crazy Crazy Millar!
“Going Down” by Sick Puppies hit’s the sound system as CCM appears in the entrance area to a good pop from the fans. As he holds his sink in the air, suddenly he stumbles forward as Supreme Machine comes from behind him and knocks him down. The fans boo as SuMa takes CCM’s own sink and nails him square in the head with it.
SP: Supreme Machine is making his presence known here. Both of these men are entered in the King of the Mountain match, last time we saw these two, they were brawling almost nonstop during the last show!
AS: SuMa wants to take out his King of the Mountain competition, Stu and it looks like he’s doing a damn good job of it right now!
SuMa picks up CCM and hoists him in the air on his shoulders as he holds him up there, the crowd boos as Dillon stand by in the ring, leaning against a corner and watching what’s going on. SuMa brings CCM down with a muscle buster against the entrance aisle. He then picks CCM up off of the floor, drags him down to the ring, hoists him in the air above his head and then throws him into the ring like a rag doll as the fans boo!
SP: SuMa seems to be about done, but the damage is done. Crazy Crazy still has a match against Dillon here.
AS: Well, Dillon needs a win after the last few shows that have been rough for him. Maybe it’s for the best.
SP: The best? Handing this goof a win is never for the best!
Dillon kicks CCM several times and then pulls him to his feet and nails a piledriver on him. Dillon lays down across him for a cover afterward. One…..Two……NO! CCM kicks out and the fans go ape shit. Dillon has a few words with the referee, then picks CCM up and nails some rather odd looking chops on him that draw some boos from the fans. He whips CCM into the ropes and seems to have trouble catching him and bringing him down with a side slam. He gets up and bows to the fans after this, which draws a “you can’t wrestle” chant from the crowd. He gets distracted enough by this to get nailed with a drop toe hold by CCM when he turns around. Dillon holds his face as he gets up and turns around, only to get nailed with a hip toss, though CCM is showing some wear and tear from the SuMa attack. The fans cheer as CCM plants Dillon with a snap suplex, then rolls out of the ring and grabs a table from the ringside area.
SP: Things are about to get a little hardcore here, Artie. Hopefully he breaks Dillon’s neck in the process.
AS: I doubt that will happen, but this idiot better be careful. He just got clobbered before the match and now he’s looking to do crazy things early on here.
SP: His name is CRAZY CRAZY Millar, Artie.
CCM sets the table up on the arena floor and then gets on the apron. Dillon greets him with an attempted shot to the jaw, but CCM blocks it and nails one of his own. Dillon staggers backward, then forward and CCM goes for a suplex to the outside onto the table. Dillon blocks it, goes over the top rope, but lands next to CCM on the apron. CCM goes for a wild punch, but Dillon blocks it this time and boots CCM in the midsection. He doubles over and Dillon grabs him and then lifts him up for a power bomb and falls off the apron as he sends CCM through the table!
SP: Holy shit, CCM’s head bounced off the arena floor and Dildo is back in control……let’s hope he don’t keep it for long.
AS: CCM is out cold and this is Dillon’s chance to pick up possibly one of the biggest upsets we’ve seen here in Ring of Pride!
Dillon gets his bearings and pulls CCM from the wreckage of the table and rolls him into the ring. He climbs in after him and hooks the leg for a cover. One……Two…….NO! Dillon’s eyes are like golf balls as he looks down at CCM in shock that he was able to kick out. He shakes his head and pulls him up to his feet before he nails some wild shots to his jaw and then tosses him into the corner and starts to nail some shoulder thrusts on him. CCM folds with each shot, but finally manages to get his legs up as Dillon comes in and send him shoulder first into the turnbuckle as he staggers out into the middle of the ring. When Dillon turns around, CCM nails a monkey flip on him.
SP: Here we go, it’s the end of Dildo D’Angelo and I feel fine about it!
AS: The end remains to be seen but CCM looks to be mounting a comeback here……….
Dillon is slow to get up, but when he does, CCM nails some shots to his skull before whipping him into the ropes and catching him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. CCM then goes over to the ropes and goes for a springboard leg drop, but Dillon rolls out of the way. D’Angelo gets to his feet. CCM makes it up and Dillon grabs him and nails a snap suplex, he goes for his vertical suplex in his series of suplexes, but CCM falls behind him and turns him around before he grabs him and goes for something, but Dillon shoves him back. Dillon backs up toward the ropes himself, but it’s by the announcer’s position and Stu-E stands up and grabs his foot!
SP: I can’t take it any more, you want a piece of me, Dildo? Here I am! I saw that crap that you pulled earlier.
AS: Dude, now’s not the time for this!
Dillon barks at Stu and points at him, having a war for words with him. Finally, he shakes his head and turns back to face CCM, who is waiting and grabs him to nail a CCT before Dillon probably even knows what happened. One…..Two…..Three!
TL: Here is your winner, CRAZY CRAZY MILLAR!
SP: Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about and you know what? Dildo is still winless! Haha! So much for being the greatest!
AS: I don’t think that was a good idea!
Suddenly, Dillon rolls out of the ring and has to be stopped by the referee and a few ringside security guards as he comes after Stu.
SP: Hey, let him go! He wants to blame me for his loss, we’ll see who the real loser is! Let him go!
A “Let them fight” chant breaks out as even Strong is up and holding Dillon back. Stu seems to be beckoning D’Angelo on as even more guards come down to help keep them separated as the show goes to a quick commercial for Out for Blood.
House Of Pain's "Jump Around!" Blasts out of the PA system and out staggers a man wearing a red bandana on his head, his greasy hair slicked back, face unshaven supporting a 5 o' clock shadow of a stubble, along with a worn out black and RoP t-shirt, faded pair of jeans and dirty boots. He swaggers down the ramp way towards the ring flicking a toothpick between his lips and a paperbag in his hand. Once at the announcers desk he demands a microphone with a slur of words and grabs it.
Big Dog:"Ey! Cut the tunes boys, I gots a news from the big cheese!"
Music gets cut and dog staggers his way to the ringsteps stomps on up and bends over between the ropes, almost falling to his face when tripping to the ropes but manages to stay on his feet he staggers on the corner taking a swig from the paper baggy holding up his microphone like he was about ready to drink it up too and slurred.
Big Dog:"Me and the boss were just checking out the show and yanno when Sensation saw that his co-owner K-Peek the MacDaddy of Whiteboy Thugganomics got nearly 187ed by that runt Lucas Peek the man got upset, he was about ready to take out the phonebook and started to search for replacements when I told him that I could do the work just as well as Peek did or even better..."
Crowd responds with a roar of boos and jeers which he just shurgs off and takes another swig from the paperbag before going on.
Big Dog:"Yeah laugh it up you losers, in case you didn't know it by now Ring Of Pride isn't run by a pack of suits, we don't need to go watching the Apperntice and ask Donald Trump who he would hire to replace Peek. Nu-uh that ain't how we roll at all! Around here decisions aren't made in board rooms, we don't have share holders to answer to you people fill up our shows even if we would host them in a goddamn pig farm...and judging by you all we might as well do that for the smell you got!"
AS; You know, this guy seemed like my kind of homie at first, but uh.......I think he needs to lay off the Jack.
SP: I think he needs a bath, himself. Then again, you know what they say. If it's called a dog and smells like one.....it's a dog!
Crowd responds yet even more vicious of a response and even the announcers seem appauled Price's comment made Dog turn towards him.
Big Dog:"Don't you dare turn on me buddy boy! You think just because you sit behind that table with those headphones of yours that your better than me is that it?! You think just because you aren't on the competitive roster you can just diss me along with these sacks of shits in the seats?! Don't make me come over there and slap that arrogant smirk off your face, I'll go all 5150 on your has been ass right now!"
Stu seems about ready for the challenge he stands up and Dog takes some steps back slurring out a response.
SP: Seriously, what is your problem? If you to go......then come on........
Big Dog:"Oh well your lucky I just came out here to deliver a message from the boss and not to wrestle, you see if I would have come out here in my gear I would have beaten you so bad that Strong would have to call rest of the show on his own and even if it would be better that way these bastards in the crowd don't deserve it anyway! You see the reason I came here is to let you all know that since Kris Peek won't be able to perform his duties in here for a while after that beatdown he got earlier, we do need someone to replace him. Simon already made a suggestion and since we are for you people I'll let you answer to it."
He takes a yet another swig barely standing up while Stu sits back down to his seat and Dog manages to slur out what he has to say finally.
Big Dog:"How many of you people here think that I should step up to the position? What do you say?!"
He holds up the Microphone and a very loud uninamous "HELL NO!" is heard from the crowd.
AS: For once, I agree with the idiots in the stands!
SP: I do too.......I wonder whose gutter Simon pulled this moron out of?
The look on Dog's face is indeed priceless he stands there swaying back and forth a bit blinking furiously like he couldn't believe his ears.
Big Dog:"Ok ok I see how that goes and hell just for laughs let's see give you another one since I'm feeling generous, what do you say about Stu-E Price replacing Kris Peek?!"
He holds up the microphone again and this time a very loud uninamous "Fuck Yeah!" is heard from the crowd.
AS: Stu, would you be up for it?
SP; Yeah! Maybe things would actually be just and fair here..........
This seems to shock the Big Dog even more and he frowns at crowd clearing up his throat leaning back holding that microphone like he mixed it up with the paperbag of his.
Big Dog:"Survey says...FUCK YOU! You people don't know what's good for you anyway so as the new top dog in charge I assume control of Peek's position and hereby transfer his authority to myself!"
AS: Well, can't say we didn't try, Stu.......
SP: I'd like to try and knock this idiot upside his head.....he's almost as bad as Dildo D'Angelo.
Price seems to be as digusted with the new acuired position of Dog's as the fans are and this irritates Dog even further.
Big Dog:"You just don't learn do you Stu?! I gave you a pass first time but since the crowd seems to love seeing you so much and I know hold your career in my paws I might as well give the crowd what they want! I am hereby booking you to a match at the first ever Out For Blood against...Dillon D'Angelo Let's see how mouthy you are after that!"
AS: Hey, what in the hell?
SP: Now THAT is something I wanted to hear.......he may be drunk and a dimwit, but if he can make matches like this I'm all for him!
Crowd responds with a roar of cheers chanting for Stu who even claps at Dog with a smirk across his face as a sort of thank you.
Big Dog:"Yeah you better learn who's in charge here chico RoP is my yard now and I am the biggest, the baddest the meanest dog around don't you forget it! Woof Woof you know it!"
He slams the microphone down and House Of Pain's "Jump Around" starts to play again, when Dog flips himself over the ropes, staggers to the annoucers table shaking hands with Strong, even extends a hand at Price, however Stu seems skeptic finally extending his hand in response only to have Dog pull it away and slick is hair and laugh about it, somehow Stu manages to keep his cool so the sniggering Dog takes few steps back, grabs his toothpick and flings it at Stu's face making the announcer jump at him and security holding him back when Dog taunts him on twiggling his fingers like he was pshycing Price out and starts to swagger his way to the back when fans chant "Kick his ass Stu!"
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Post by Simon on May 16, 2010 22:37:07 GMT -5
TL: The following contest is your main event and it is a King of the Mountain preview. Introducing first……on his way to the ring, “Big Gun” Dominic Zubrowka.
“Big Gun” hit’s the sound system as Zubrowka emerges from backstage and slowly stalks calmly to the ring to boos from the crowds and an almost instant “you suck” chant.
SP: Well, after that exchange with Big Dog, I’m still a little shaken with the prospect of facing Dildo, but look at this. Gun is perhaps one of the most prolific superstars on the roster. He’s unbeaten, like his opponent tonight, but will he remain so going into Out for Blood?
AS: We saw The Last Prince and Shawna earlier in a battle of the unbeaten and here we go again. Two starts with two wins and no losses, something has to give.
TL: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois…….Anilya Gaian!
“It’s My Life” starts to play and the crowd roars as Anilya sprints down the entrance way to the ring. She slides in and goes right after Gun, who slides out of the ring, himself.
SP: Gun isn’t having any of it. Smart move on the part of Dominic Zubrowka.
AS: Damn right, he’s been in this business for a while, Stu, do you think he’ll just hand over momentum out of the gate like that by engaging her?
Zubrowka gets booed as he walks slowly around the ring. Aanilya looks disappointed as she looks at Dominic and watches him go around the ring. The fans start throwing some things at Dominic and start chanting “chicken shit” as he starts a second lap around the ring. Anilya has seemingly had enough and when he rounds the corner of the ring, she rushes into the corner and launches herself over the turnbuckle with a somersault and takes him down! The fans pop and get to their feet as Anilya makes it up and nails some kicks to Dominic before she grabs him by the arm and launches him toward the guard rail. He stops shy of it and when Anilya comes rushing toward her, Dominic nails a drop toe hold into the guard rail to her. He gets up and pulls her up before rolling her into the ring.
SP: Keep in mind, Dominic nailed a Big Bang on Anilya last week after finding out about this match and I’m sure she’s not thrilled about it.
AS: She may not be, but what can she do now? Dominic capitalized on a mistake of hers and now she’s paying for it.
Dominic gets into the ring and when Anilya gets up, rakes her eyes and then whips her into the corner before he nails a running splash on her. Before she can stagger out into the ring, Dominic nails a few elbow shots to her, then lifts a foot up and starts choking her. The fans boo as Dominic keeps the choke locked in and then finally lets it go and pulls her in for a scoop slam. Dominic backs up a few steps and then goes for a leg drop, but Anilya moves out of the way. Dominic lands on his ass with his eyes as wide as golf balls as he holds his lower back. Anilya springs off of the ropes and nails a running dropkick square to Dominic’s jaw before getting back up and with Dominic down on the mat, runs into the ropes, jumps up onto the top rope and moonsaults back onto Zubrowka! She hooks his leg and goes for a cover! One…..Two….NO!
SP: What a beautiful moonsault by Anilya but it wasn’t enough to keep Big Gun down.
AS: Zubrowka needs to turn the tide here. I don’t think he can stand much more of this hit and run, high octane offense from Gaian.
Gaian pulls Zubrowka up and nails several chops to his chest before she whips him into the corner and then charges in and goes for a monkey flip. Zubrowka grabs her and turns, putting her in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle pad. He stumbles out into the middle of the ring. He turns and Anilya gets to her feet on the middle rope, then steps up on the top rope and leaps off at Dominic, but he catches her and in a fluid motion, slams her down hard with a power slam into the mat! He instantly hooks a leg. One……Two…….NO!
SP: Anilya kicks out and what a beautiful counter to that high risk move from Dominic. You know, these two should have a good grasp on each other’s offense. I mean, they were team mates in a tag match last week!
AS; Yeah, I don’t know if that was the reason for that counter or if it was Dominic’s experience, but that was one hell of a slam!
Dominic shakes his head as he makes it to his feet and waits for Anilya to start to get up. When she does, he springs into action and goes for his Bullseye kick. She ducks and springs off of the ropes and when Dominic turns around, she nails a forearm shot to him. He staggers, but don’t fall and with that, she springs off the ropes again and this time Dominic charges and looks for a clothesline, but she ducks, turns around and nails a dropkick to Dominic as he turns around. He staggers into the ropes and Anilya charges. Dominic lowers his shoulders and goes for a back body drop over the ropes but she lands on the apron. When Dominic turns around, she springs over the top rope with a somersault and wraps her legs around his head before taking him down with a hurricanrana! The fans cheer and start a “let’s go Big Gun, let’s go Anilya” dueling chant. When Dominic starts to get up and gets on a knee, Anilya rushes toward him and nails a shining wizard. With Dominic laid out, she hooks a leg and goes for the cover. One……Two……NO! Big Gun gets a shoulder up!
SP: Zubrowka with a huge kick out and Anilya looks like she’s about to freak out!
AS: What is she going to have to do to keep the big man down? Tie him up?
Anilya decides to go high risk again and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. She makes it to the top rope as Zubrowka just reaches his feet. He runs against the ropes and crotches her on the top rope, though. She tries to regain her composure, but Gun springs into action and nails the Bullseye flush to her skull and knocks her to the arena floor!
SP: Holy shit! What a kick from Zubrowka, but what’s he going to do? He can’t pin her!
AS: Gun’s going to the outside and this isn’t looking too fucking well for Anilya right now……
Zubrowka grabs a chair from the time keeper and waits for Anilya to get up. When she does, he swings toward her, but she manages to dodge it. She gets up onto the apron real quick and when Zubrowka turns around, she charges toward him and planchas off to take him down, chair and all. Zubrowka is holding his lower back as he makes it up using the apron and crawls into the ring. Anilya is holding the back of her head as she crawls up onto the apron and then the nearest turnbuckle before she flies off with Sweet Insanity! Zubrowka looks like the wind got taken out of him as he lays sprawled out and Anilya crawls over to him and gets an arm over his chest. One…..Two……NO! The fans actually cheer and start a “this is wrestling” chant as Anilya has a few words with the ref.
SP: Are you kidding me?! He just kicked out of Anilya’s swanton bomb! I don’t think we’ve seen anyone kick out of that yet!
AS: Anilya better be careful, she’s spending way too much time talking to the ref!
Anilya gets done barking at the referee and turns around, only to get booted in the stomach by Zubrowka, who hoists her up and slams her down with a Big Bang! The ring shakes like crazy in the aftermath of the move and Zubrowka nearly collapses to his knees and makes the cover. One……Two……NO! The crowd is on it’s feet cheering as now Zubrowka looks at the ref to make sure it was only a two.
SP: She kicked out of the Big Bang! Jesus christ, if this is what this match is like, imagine what King of the Mountain will be like, Artie!
AS: Zubrowka can’t believe she kicked out and hell, neither can I! I don’t even know if she’s conscious after that!
Dominic makes it to his feet and pulls Anilya up. He sets her up for yet another Big Bang, but this time she falls to her knees and crawls under his legs. Before he can seemingly react, she chop blocks him from behind and gets him down to one knee before she starts to nail some stiff punches and kicks to his face. She connects with the last kick to complete her Sanity’s Death barrage before getting down on him and hooking both legs! One……Two……NO! The crowd goes ape shit as Anilya’s eyes are wide and she realizes that the referee is pointing out that Zubrowka got a foot on the bottom rope.
SP: Great ring awareness from the veteran. His nose may be bleeding, but this war isn’t over yet!
AS: I can’t believe it, I can fucking believe it! How did he manage to do it, Stu?
Anilya pulls Zubrowka up and as she does so, we see Crazy Crazy Millar and Supreme Machine brawling down the entrance path. She walks over to the ropes and watches them briefly, confused before she turns around and gets nailed with another Bullseye! The crowd goes crazy as Dominic gets down and pins her. One…..Two……Three!
TL: Here is your winner, “BIG GUN” DOMINIC ZUBROWKA!
SP: Zubrowka picks up the win, but he can thank CCM and SuMa for the assist!
AS: All four of the King of the Mountain combatants are out here……this is gonna break down, fast.
SuMa rolls CCM into the ring, but before he can get in, Zubrowka knees him in the midsection and nails some clubbing blows to him. CCM crawls into a corner and pulls himself up. He climbs up to the top rope and nails an Air Crazy on a downed Anilya as the fans are going apes hit. SuMa has raked Zubrowka in the eyes and low blowed him. CCM eyes this and the two start to go at it once again with a series of back and forth punches, that is, until the lights go out!
SP: THIS IS IT, WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO THE FIFTH MAN IN KING OF THE MOUNTAIN IS! THERE’S BEEN RUMORS FLYING AROUND ON WHO IT COULD BE, BUT WE REALLY HAVE NO IDEA!
AS: I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS…..I HEARD A RUMOR THAT ROP HAD SIGNED A CERTAIN ICEMAN TO IT’S RANKS, IT’S GOT TO BE HIM!
When the lights come back on, a ladder has been put up next to the ring and on it is none other than Ronin! CCM, SuMa and Anilya are up and look up as Ronin flies off of the ladder with a huge cross body onto them all and knocks them down. Zubrowka gets up, but Ronin charges and dropkicks him over the top rope to the outside.
SP: IT’S RONIN! HE’S THE FIFTH MAN! HOLY SHIT, THIS MATCH JUST GOT MORE INTERESTING, FOLKS! YOU HAVE ZUBROWKA, CCM AND RONIN, ALL THREE UNBEATEN AND THE DANGEROUS, MANIACAL PERSONALITIES OF SUMA AND ANILYA IN THERE! ALL HELL IS GONNA BREAK LOSE AT OUT FOR BLOOD, FOLKS!
AS: IT ALEADY HAS!!!!!
The show fades out with the scenes of chaos going on in and around the ring.
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